Dysfunctional Connection – Heroes and Princesses

[BATMAN1]

Dysfunctional Connection – Superheroes and Princesses

I have a six year old daughter, so, I have become an expert on all the Disney® Princesses™. Along the way I have made some observations.

I myself am a big comic book fan, not in a way that I can tell you what issue So and So did Such and Such, but enough to know most the continuity and history of most of the major comic characters.

The main thing I have noticed is the common underlying thread between Superheroes and the Princesses, almost all of them are from dysfunctional families.

Think about it,

Batman



Superman



And Spiderman



All orphans.

Snow White



And Cinderella



Orphans.


Wonder Woman



Raised by a single mom.

Ariel (The Little Mermaid)



And Belle (Beauty and the Beast)



Raised by single dads.

Superman raised by foster family (the Kents).




Aurora (Sleeping Beauty)



Raised by foster parents (the Fairies, Fauna, Flora, and Merryweather)



But wait, it gets better.

The Hulk



Substance abuse (Gamma radiation)

Alice in Wonderland



Substance abuse (whatever the hell was in those bottles)

Now here’s the difference, all of the heroes took the lemons that life gave them and made lemonade, standing up, becoming a symbol for good, serving the betterment of mankind.

The Princesses spent their days frolicking with bird, squirrels and f’ing rabbits, daydreaming about the day some Prince Charming would come and take them away

Now, who is a better role model for young girls, Wonder Woman, who came to Man’s world and became a protector of the weak and rose to the top of the male dominated Superhero Pantheon or some gal who sings and dances the days away with chipmunks waiting for a man to take her away.

Take them outta of the castles and put them in a trailer park and the Princesses become stripers. How’s this storyline, a teenage girl runs away from home and shacks up with 7 dudes until she hooks up with some rich guy who lets her crash at his place. In reality the chick would be working the pole at the Bada Bing, on “X” when she meets some Sugar Daddy.

[Clown Prince Zombie]

wow!

please dont write any childrens novels. . .i dont think their little minds could deal with the harsh realitites

good point though. . .dont suppose you want to adopt a 31 year old me by any chance?

i think you'd be a cool dad lol

[BATMAN1]

Hey I try, you'd love it at Halloween. What ever you want for a costume. I've made 5 of my daughters costumes. Know how most kids say "you'll buy it for me." ? Mine say's "you'll make it" This year she was a mermaid with a tail, which required me pushing her around on a rock, which I also made.

[Clown Prince Zombie]

and hopefully in the years to come that's what she will remember!
that's really cool man

can you make me a werewolf costume for this year? pweazzz